Limbaugh Blames Shrinking Penis Size on Feminism

Limbaugh Blames Shrinking Penis Size on Feminism

Angry bloated screaming thumb, Rush Limbaugh took to the airwaves yesterday to espouse his own personal theory on just why the national average penis size is shrinking. According to Limbaugh, it’s the dreaded menace of feminism that’s to blame. Why? Oh, who cares?

Let’s start from the top, shall we? Limbaugh saw an article from CBS Philadelphia who cited this unsourced factoid from a ChaCha.com slideshow that said that American members have shrunk 10% in size since 1950. Those dopey Italian scientists who created the unsubstantiated nugget of wisdom blame air pollution. Pah!

“I don’t buy this. I think it’s feminism… Has to be the feminazis. I mean, the chickification, everything else.”

Video after the jump.

You can go to Media Matters for the whole clip from Dr. Limbaugh. Chickification.

(Source: Media Matters)

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