In this all-access information age, some people don’t seem to realize that there are some things better left un-shared. Case in point: Twitter user @Grawly, who recently found himself in the prickly position of not being able to retrieve a vibrating dildo he’d inserted into his rectum. Most people would be hesitant to admit this to their friends, and many would do all they could to avoid visiting a hospital to remedy it, but Grawly did both in the most public way imaginable: by live-tweeting the entire incident.

Announcing, “Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his a** and can’t get it out (answer: it’s me),” Grawly began a series of tweets throughout an early morning trip to the emergency room at the Hunterdon Medical Center in Flemington, New Jersey. As the hours passed, he provided details of the ER visit, including how nice the attending nurse was, the fact that the sex toy was left in the “on” position and the amazing coincidence that another patient came in with the same “ailment.” My personal favorite tweet of the morning was “@Energizer yo how long do your batteries last in vibrating dildos just so I have an estimate if it will still be going when I get to the ER.” By the end of the ordeal, he had spent more than 12 hours in the hospital, had gone through at least two sets of bed sheets, had added 4,000 new followers on Twitter and was minus one slightly used vibrator.

As proof that it wasn’t all a hoax, Grawly provided photos of the emergency room, the CD-ROM containing his x-ray and of the actual x-ray itself, all of which cemented the opinion that this is just entirely too much information. Let’s hope he thinks twice before taking to Twitter to detail some nasty body fungus or a particularly difficult — or in his case, shockingly easy — bowel movement.

(Sources: The Daily Dot, Twitter)